Ten Google Page Rank Haikus
An advertiser paid Venomous Kate to run a haiku contest mentioning Google. Naturally I entered! Then, I wrote more haikus.
Google Bomb Haiku
Dave Airey’s contest
created a Google bomb
then he diffused it.
Google vs. Andy Haiku
Google slapped Andy:
Sponsored posts are a no-no
even if they’re good.
Page Rank Zero Haiku
Google ranks dancing.
My page rank is still zero,
though I have back links.
‘Bot food Haiku
Content for people
that’s what Google says it wants.
(Don’t forget sitemaps.)
Zen Master Haiku
Does Page Rank matter?
Zen master, Maki, says no;
meanwhile, others fret.
Google Joke Haiku
Is page rank a joke?
Many bloggers are laughing;
others are sobbing.
Bad neighborhood Haiku
Vlad says don’t link me.
I’m in a bad neighborhood.
your rank could get slashed!
Nofollow Haiku
Blog with abandon!
But never post a paid link
(without nofollow.)
Google Page Rank Haiku
Google rules the net.
I watch my page rank tumble;
My tears fall like rain.
Matt Cutts Haiku
Matt Cutts of Google,
mysteriously silent.
Please, explain it all!
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Oh Lucia,
Are not we suppose to be silent and terrified.
Thanks for the link! Stumbled!
Lucia,
I think there is something wrong with the link to Dave’s post.
Thanks for letting me know I screwed up the link! Thanks for the stumble. This was fun.
You know, one of my goals is to outlink regularly. But I don’t enjoy writing “Top Ten posts about” post. (Though I like reading them.)
I like Haiku, so maybe I’ll do some SEO Sunday Haikus as for my outlink series.
Lol very original Lucia, I like it
And thanks for the link.
@Caroline, Thanks! And you’re welcome for the link. You deserve massive linkage.
I wanted to find a link for every haiku, but I realized that was too hard. Then, two blogs stood out for the one I linked to you!
to trust google with
all our search effort can be
S E O folly
@Neil: Bravo! :_
Loved it submled it then realised there is a URL problem with the ?p=454 being used by bumpzee… even so well done - slap that google into it’s place.
You go, girl. If you want a ban google banner, get it here: http://cooladz.com/ban_google.jpg
Death to Google. LOL
Saw you back on the forum. What did you have to do, start over?
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