Ten Google Page Rank Haikus
An advertiser paid Venomous Kate to run a haiku contest mentioning Google. Naturally I entered! Then, I wrote more haikus.
Google Bomb Haiku
Dave Airey’s contest
created a Google bomb
then he diffused it.
Google vs. Andy Haiku
Google slapped Andy:
Sponsored posts are a no-no
even if they’re good.
Page Rank Zero Haiku
Google ranks dancing.
My page rank is still zero,
though I have back links.
‘Bot food Haiku
Content for people
that’s what Google says it wants.
(Don’t forget sitemaps.)
Zen Master Haiku
Does Page Rank matter?
Zen master, Maki, says no;
meanwhile, others fret.
Google Joke Haiku
Is page rank a joke?
Many bloggers are laughing;
others are sobbing.
Bad neighborhood Haiku
Vlad says don’t link me.
I’m in a bad neighborhood.
your rank could get slashed!
Nofollow Haiku
Blog with abandon!
But never post a paid link
(without nofollow.)
Google Page Rank Haiku
Google rules the net.
I watch my page rank tumble;
My tears fall like rain.
Matt Cutts Haiku
Matt Cutts of Google,
mysteriously silent.
Please, explain it all!
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