Ten Google Page Rank Haikus

An advertiser paid Venomous Kate to run a haiku contest mentioning Google. Naturally I entered! Then, I wrote more haikus.


Google Bomb Haiku
Dave Airey’s contest
created a Google bomb
then he diffused it.


Google vs. Andy Haiku
Google slapped Andy:
Sponsored posts are a no-no
even if they’re good.


Page Rank Zero Haiku
Google ranks dancing.
My page rank is still zero,
though I have back links.


‘Bot food Haiku
Content for people
that’s what Google says it wants.
(Don’t forget sitemaps.)


Zen Master Haiku
Does Page Rank matter?
Zen master, Maki, says no;
meanwhile, others fret.


Google Joke Haiku
Is page rank a joke?
Many bloggers are laughing;
others are sobbing.


Bad neighborhood Haiku
Vlad says don’t link me.
I’m in a bad neighborhood.
your rank could get slashed!


Nofollow Haiku
Blog with abandon!
But never post a paid link
(without nofollow.)


Google Page Rank Haiku
Google rules the net.
I watch my page rank tumble;
My tears fall like rain.


Matt Cutts Haiku
Matt Cutts of Google,
mysteriously silent.
Please, explain it all!

4 Responses to “Ten Google Page Rank Haikus”

  1. Neil Matthews says:

    to trust google with
    all our search effort can be
    S E O folly

  2. Lord Matt says:

    Loved it submled it then realised there is a URL problem with the ?p=454 being used by bumpzee… even so well done - slap that google into it’s place.

  3. CyberCelt says:

    You go, girl. If you want a ban google banner, get it here: http://cooladz.com/ban_google.jpg

    Death to Google. LOL

    Saw you back on the forum. What did you have to do, start over?

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